These are some failed slogans with Subversion that we came up with on a CollabNet offsite many moons ago. You can see why we rejected them...
A place for your stuff.c.
Like a mom for your data.
If you kept your car keys in here, you'd never lose them.
Why recycle when you can save everything.
We'll watch your code while you sleep.
Subversion : code :: bank : money
It's like CVS, except for the sucking bit...
If your data lived here, you'd be home by now.
Don't remember how bad your code was 4 years ago? We do.
Those who forget the past are condemned to rewrite it.
Developing snapshots faster than that PI tailing you...
Like a photo album for your code's childhood.
It's Jims's world, we're just living in it.
As American as baseball and apple pie.... mmmm...... pie......
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Apr 20, 2007
Apr 15, 2007
It's Made of Meat!
If you've ever talked to me for more than 20 minutes, you've probably heard me say "It's made of meat, so it's good for you!". This quote comes from a spoof radio ad that I found on the internet circa 1996 (which is 134 years in internet time). After I first heard it, I downloaded it and listened to it a number of times, laughing uncontrollably--I can't explain why.
Somehow over the next few years, I lost my copy of it, and no amount of searching the net would turn it up, so I pretty much gave it up for lost until one day in 2001 when I was going through some old hard drives. I was just making sure that there wasn't anything valuable on them before I threw them away and I came across a file with the somewhat odd name meat.au (ogg format here). Sure enough, it was The Meat Ad.
The upside of this discovery is that I now have proof that I didn't just dream up this whole meat thing, even though I still can't explain why I find it funny. And when I visited the guys at skinnyCorp a few years ago, they gave me a Meat T-Shirt.
And yes, it's all meat. So it's good for you!
Somehow over the next few years, I lost my copy of it, and no amount of searching the net would turn it up, so I pretty much gave it up for lost until one day in 2001 when I was going through some old hard drives. I was just making sure that there wasn't anything valuable on them before I threw them away and I came across a file with the somewhat odd name meat.au (ogg format here). Sure enough, it was The Meat Ad.
The upside of this discovery is that I now have proof that I didn't just dream up this whole meat thing, even though I still can't explain why I find it funny. And when I visited the guys at skinnyCorp a few years ago, they gave me a Meat T-Shirt.
And yes, it's all meat. So it's good for you!
Jan 31, 2007
Caffeinated Monkey
I've had this blog for ~2 years, and up until now, I haven't written a thing in it. I keep wanting to blog stuff but don't really have anything profound to start with, so I guess it's time to start dumping some of my articles in here and then I can start yammering like a caffeinated monkey.
Ook ook.
Ook ook.
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