These are some failed slogans with Subversion that we came up with on a CollabNet offsite many moons ago. You can see why we rejected them...
A place for your stuff.c.
Like a mom for your data.
If you kept your car keys in here, you'd never lose them.
Why recycle when you can save everything.
We'll watch your code while you sleep.
Subversion : code :: bank : money
It's like CVS, except for the sucking bit...
If your data lived here, you'd be home by now.
Don't remember how bad your code was 4 years ago? We do.
Those who forget the past are condemned to rewrite it.
Developing snapshots faster than that PI tailing you...
Like a photo album for your code's childhood.
It's Jims's world, we're just living in it.
As American as baseball and apple pie.... mmmm...... pie......